Yo, how's everybody doing? Man, I'm finally recovering from being sick, damn, was out of commission for a while there. But yeah, I am 90% sure I'll be going to Chicago in Febuary. So YES, Sarah, for the love of god, you'll get your fuck shit! Damn woman...damn. I think it was AlisBunnie's promise of Valois is what sealed me heading over there. Yummy Yummy, Omelet in my tummy! Should be there for a couple of days.

After that it's off to New Orleans. Me, Ekan, and our buddy Maurice are hitting up Mardi Gras! Should be interesting and strage, post-hurricane and all. But yeah, going to visit some New Orleans friends that were living in LA during the relocation/FEMA fuckup. Girls showing their shit all over the streets 'Wheew, spring break! (Flashing boobs) Take that Katrina! " These brave people are flashing for America! If they take away Fat Tuseday from us, the Terrorists have already won. Yes yes, Mardi Gras is a social institution that I think I think all Americans should experience sometime in their life.

I played ball a couple times last week with Frankie Muniz (Malcolm in the Middle) on the studio lot where I work. I got to admit that little cockroach is pretty damn good. Fast as hell. He is pretty damn short, but he pretty much schooled me and all of my friends. I did get to stuff his ass once though, hahaha.

On a final note, watched a movie called 'Brick' today (will release in the next month or so), which won a couple awards at Sundance. A noir set in high school, which is a pretty cool concept, but could easily go very wrong. This one got it right: was true to the genre, created a believable universe, and the dialogue was pretty clever. If you like Noir, you'll definitely like 'Brick'. Watch it!

Vamonos Amigos, Vamonos!

Wow, lately I’ve become a health food junkie. I've been a vegetarian for 4 fucking days. Don't get me wrong, this is not by choice, I hate vegetarians. I hate their hairy armpits, I hate how they can't shut up about being a vegetarian. Do you people have ears? Dave Matthew's Band sucks! (And he beats his wife to boot). Meat is not murder, if you want to see murder you fucking vegan, I'll show you murder.

See, now that I've been living vegetarian, I'm weak and feeble, so the only people I can talk shit to is other vegetarians. The other day my Doctor yelled at me, saying that I need a lifestyle change. No more 20 pieces of bacon and 5 scrambled eggs every morning. No more 12 oz. steaks every night (you think I'm exaggerating, but I'm not). No more drinking and smoking every night. Need to sleep more than 5 hours a night. I guess physically I've been beating myself up pretty bad. Right now I got 1) High Cholesterol 2) Acid Reflux disease 3) 5 cavities 4) Had strep throat twice in the last month (I think it might be mono though).

So yeah, I've become a bit of a hypochondriac; I feel like Woody Allen must feel like all the time. But in the end, I don't want to die. If that means I have to pass on steak and pizza for a while, I guess that's fair. I've had more pizza in my life than most people have probably had in a lifetime.

I'm number 3!!!! This is interesting, my boy Mike Rosenberg was looking up "crazy chinese" pics in google image search for a joke email, and it turns out, I come up as #3, right in between the chinese symbol for "crazy" and "Chinkee Chinkee takeout restaurant".

If you type in "Crazy Korean" in google, I drop to #8.

Hui Hui Ru Ru and Cathy have left so cal. Hope Hui Ru had fun in LA, I know she left with tons of korean food in her belly though. Good times.

In light of my boy Dave Jang leaving LA, and other reasons that are my own, I am unveiling the most shrouded secret since 'Deep Throat.' Here, in verbatim, is Dave's FAMOUS letter to his future wife.

Dear Ms. ______ jang,

Whazzup Jigga?!! This is my letter that I wrote to my future wife, I'm hella crazy about you, whoever you are. Wow, I can't believe we've been going out for 3 years, well, minus the time you tried being a lesbo. Anyways, I will always remember the days when I'd make valentine cards for you with construction paper in August, during Korean 202 at Chicago. It's never to early to prepare. During class, I would always write our names together (Dave + ____) and encircle them with a heart. Anyways, I've know you for 3 years, and I can't believe you're turning 15 in a couple months!! Where does the time fly? Oh man, I can't wait for the Junior High Prom!

Love, jiggga mon!! (aka Dave 'Rainbow-love' Jang)

P.S. That time I cheated on you with Dong, I apologize, but I don't regret it. Given a second chance, I'd do it again.

IN OTHER NEWS: Karl Rove, is still a douche bag.